Episode 49 - The Beef Hop

Josie Long and Sophie Duker join in for this episode, in which we examine the latest dance craze: the Beef Hop.

Characters

 * The Host
 * Valerie Harp
 * Teresa Beckton
 * Grant Tilbury (letter)

Actors

 * Benjamin Partridge
 * Josie Long
 * Sophie Duker

The Beef Hop
There's a new dance down at the farm

It's just for fun we ain't doing no harm

The farmers say that we gotta stop

But we keep moving doing the beef hop

(beef hop x4)

Open your legs like a calf being born

Push out your udders and show us your horn

Take your hands and put them on top

So you look like this now doing the beef hop

(beef hop x4)

Hop hop hop, do the beef hop

Bop bop bop, bop the beef top

Hop hop hop, do the beef hop

Bop bop bop, bop the beef top

Now bend your feet so they look like hooves

And shake your ass to my disco grooves

Wiggle your shanks and make those teets pop

Shake your hindquarters and do the beef hop

(beef hop x4)

Push your hands on your side and push out your snout

Release your tail and wiggle it about

Open your mouth and let your tongue flop

Bend your knees backwards do the beef hop

(beef hop x4)

Beef it to the left

Beef it to the right

Milk it baby

Get those hooves moving

Alright, put on your dancing shoes

I wanna see your arms dancing

Hop hop hop, do the beef hop

Bop bop bop, bop the beef top

(do the beef hop, do the beef hop yea)

Hop hop hop, do the beef hop

Bop bop bop, bop the beef top

[do the beef hop, do the beef hop baby)

Hop hop hop, do the beef hop

Bop bop bop, bop the beef top

(do the beef hop, do the beef hop yea)

Hop hop hop, do the beef hop

Bop bop bop, bop the beef top

(do the beef hop, do the beef hop yea)

(beef hop x4)