Bovine Poet Laureate

The Bovine Poet Laureate is an official position granted by the Bovine Farmer's Union, granted to only the greatest poets in the beef world. Previously, the position has been held by poets such as David Fonstable and Henderson Crudge. Most notably the position was held by Michael Banyan before his falling out with the union following his speech at the Bovine Farmer's Union annual Beef Dinner & Barn Dance.