David Pin

Dr David Pin was a scientist who worked at the European Space Agency, but his life has turned out to be much more complex...

Episode 1 - Dr David Pin Dr Davin Pin is the subject of the featured interview to talk about his project exploring Mars for signs of life. He lost his temper after the host continued to ask him about cows in space and the possibility of finding or farming meat - including the mythical "fifth meat" - on Mars.

Episode 14 - A Matter Of Life And Death Dr Pin calls the show, leaving a message to report that his team have found evidence of the fifth meat. As he's on the call, mysterious assailants break in and shoot him repeatedly, presumably to death - a fate shared by others who also call in to report close encounters with the fifth meat.

Episode 18 - Munich Special It is revealed that Dr David Pin was kept alive, albeit reduced to just a head, lungs, liver and anus, and that he is not entirely human - his mother was one of the aliens responsible for the fifth meat. He finally dies when his own child, also not entirely human, bursts out of his visiting wife, and eats him.

Notes There are rumours circulating in the Facebook Fan Club that in Episode 1 the interview thought to be with Dr Pin was in fact an interview with an impostor, the failed comedian Dustin France who appears in &#x20;&#x20; Episode 5

The careers of the two are so different, but when they get angry the voice recognition software in St Petersburg gives a 97.9% match and with a population of 4.991 million and falling we better take the match seriously.

Dr Pin's days may be numbered.